Ways to communicate with me that are more effective than leaving a voicemail

6 May 2014
11:15 PM

  • text message
  • email
  • postal mail
  • Twitter direct message
  • pager
  • skywriting
  • interpretive dance
  • smoke signals
  • drunk carrier pigeon
  • singing telegram
  • sports arena jumbotron
  • tell Suzy to tell Rachel to tell Bill to tell me
  • message in a bottle thrown into ocean
  • give me a telling look
  • send a taxi to pick me up and drive me to the coast where a crewman aboard a ship signals using flag semaphore
  • Western Union
  • telepathy

Expanded from the condensed version. Hat-tip to @ravi and @av.

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