Remember Space Balls? It's that Mel Brooks Star Wars spoof that I think is absolutely hilarious until I actually watch it and realize that is much funnier in my mind than in reality. In any event, the Space Balls supervillain Lord Helmet said: "Evil will always triumph over good. Why? Because good is dumb."
On that note, if you have aspirations of world domination (and really, who doesn't?), then I have found the website for you: www.villainsupply.com/
If you're wondering what to get me when Christmas rolls around again, I'd like the secret moon base.